Nothing is more soul-crushing than a toy I was convinced I was going to adore, turning out to be is just plain “blah.” Or worse still, incapable of yielding me with one measly orgasm.
Forgive me, if perhaps, I was too easily beguiled by what I saw as the Volita’s potential to be a cheaper, travel-friendly alternative to one of my favorites. Yes, I’m pointing toward Fun Factory’s oddly shaped,
A day late and a dollar short, it’s become a personal mantra of sorts. One that was bestowed upon me through no cause or fault of my own. Over the years I’ve learned to accept my fate and counter it by giving it a positive spin: “Better late than never!”
Yep, I’m a little late to the game. These “air pulsing toys” have been around since mid to late 2015. Starting with the début of the original Womanizer.
I don’t know why it took so long for me to learn my lesson. The one where I concede that I can’t just look at a sex toy and know if I’m going to like it. (Hey, you have to admit, it would be a cool superpower, though.) The cold hard truth is starting to sink in. It only took me completely underestimating the strength of the We-Vibe Tango, and then having my high expectations for both,
The Pleasure Works G-Swirl is a highly textured, battery-powered, insertable vibrator. And since I had absolutely nothing like it in my toy box, I was really anticipating giving it a try.
The G-Swirl’s peculiar, sword shape is what initially caused me to take note of it, but another thing that captured my attention and had me thinking – “I have to have it!” was the thick, swirly silicone shaft that the G-Swirl is named for.
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