Show me an unusual or oddball sex toy feature, and chances are I’ll have a hard time passing it up. And so it goes with the Cal Exotics Surf City Centerfold, with its peculiar-looking pulsating plate. A curious feature characterized on the packaging as being capable of generating “thumping pulsations.”
I’ll admit that the Centerfold’s siren’s song of potentialities might have too easily seduced me.
The Zumio S with its shorter stem and larger, plusher, silicone-covered tip is best described as a slightly dialed-back version of the hyper-intense, balls-to-the-wall, pinpoint stimulation of the Zumio X. Don’t get me wrong, the Zumio S is not some weak sauce, watered-down joke. Indeed, it’s far from that.
An an unexpected twist that I could never have seen coming, I’m suprised to find myself reaching more often than not for the chunkier tipped Zumio S.
Not gonna lie, it took some time to warm up to the Vibease. This toy’s vibrations are far more muted than the ones that emanate from the motors’ of the rip-roaring bullet vibes and bone jarring wands that I’m endlessly raving about on here.
I get it, low-key is an asset for a remote-controlled vibe that could potentially be worn out in public. It’s a bare minimum prerequisite for discretion.
The Le Wand – Feel My Power special edition is the wand I’ve dreamt of, the wand I’ve anxiously sought after. The wand I’ve searched for, but could NEVER quite find; a rechargeable wand that amasses rumbly vibrations, an extensive range of speeds, and a silicone head — all, wrapped up in a gorgeous package.
It’s been hotly contested whether the brand’s founder, Alicia Sinclair,
Frankly, I am amazed by Blush Novelties uncanny knack for remaining at the forefront of supplying sex toy enthusiasts with the body-safe toys we clamor to have. Toys that we’re legitimately proud to own.
Yet, what I find even more astonishing, is what I consider to be Blush’s, almost supernatural ability, to manufacture these trendy new toys at a fraction of the cost that we’d collectively grown accustomed to paying for them.
Three years! That’s right, for three fun-filled years, now, I have been at this sex toy reviewing gig. I deem that’s as something worthy of celebration, don’t you?
So that’s exactly what we’re about to do.
As a small sign of my heartfelt appreciation for each and every single one of you who continue supporting my blog by coming here daily to read my reviews, and for taking time to shop using my affiliate links I’m transferring this year’s birthday wish to you.
Chicken and waffles, Kermit and Miss Piggy, peanut butter & jelly, just a few examples of unexpected combinations, that for lack of a better word, just work. Their undeniable differences play well off one another and wind up complimenting the other perfectly. I wish I could say the same for vibration and pressure wave technology. The Satisfyer Pro 3 Vibration is, unfortunately, one such toy, that ill-advisedly attempts to fuse these two opposing schools of self-pleasure.
That’s right! The icon, the legend, the Vibratex Magic Wand, a sex toy that’s survived a rebranding, endured through nine presidencies, outlasted disco, 80’s hair bands, and dial-up internet, all, just got a glow up. Best described as the hybrid offspring of the original Magic Wand and the ever popular Magic Wand Rechargeable; the Magic Wand Plus,
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