Category: Vibrators

 

VIBRATORS


Vibrators are definitely some of my top ranked sex toys. Find out which ones are my favorites and which ones just aren’t my cup of tea.

Dull, bland, uninspiring, humdrum….shall I continue? No, really, I could go on, and on. About how much of a dud the VēDO GEE Slim G-Spot vibrator turned out to be. This review contains no mentions of grand orgasmic fireworks. Because there were none or maybe, better I said, I had none.

Nope, any hint, even the slightest whisper of an orgasm I managed to muster while using the GEE Slim agonizingly fizzled away.

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Okay, I have to make a quick confession. The Noje W3 is one of the rare instances where the size of a toy took me by complete and utter surprise. This was due in large part, to a (slightly-embarrassing) oversight of mine; my failure to read the product guide in its entirety.

Another factor, in my severe misjudgment of the Noje W3’s size and scale, stems from my (wrong,

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If you’ve followed along with me on this journey of sex toy trials and errors, you’ll know that I have what some might call, a pie-in-the-sky obsession, with finding the “perfect” dual-stimulation vibrator. In truth, I’m not sure what sparked this obsession. Maybe it was that infamous episode of Sex And The City or it could more simply be that sex toy manufacturers continue to create rabbit-vibes in newer, 

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The OhMiBod, Cuddle Mini, plays Skipper to the OG version’s Barbie. Like a “Fun Sized” edition of my favorite candy bar, it is identical to its larger counterpart in almost every way. That is, except for dimensions. Basically, the Mini shares all the original’s classic features. Just in a cuter, slightly more compact version. The result is an inconspicuous little vibe that’s perfect for travel or any other scenario where privacy is a priority.

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In the days before my discovery of sex toy reviewers and sex blogs, if someone were to ask me, “What is your ideal sex toy?”

I would have little doubt, unabashedly replied, “A hands-free one!” Just like that, with little to no consideration. (My second choice, most likely, a rabbit, ha!)

 Ignorance ≠ Bliss

Similar to the child who wants a puppy for Christmas having no concept of the amount of work that goes into caring for a pet,

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A day late and a dollar short, it’s become a personal mantra of sorts. One that has been bestowed upon me through no cause or fault of my own. Over the years I’ve learned to accept my fate and counter it by giving it a positive spin: “Better late than never!”

Yep, I’m a little late to the game. These “air pulsing toys” have been around since mid to late 2015. Starting with the début of the original Womanizer.

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I’ve never started a review with a facepalm before, but just before I started writing this, I sat with my head in my hands. Trying to ignore the feeling of impending doom, and figure out how I was going to get through it. Offline I’m prone to passive aggressions. A lot of the time I find it hard to confront uncomfortable or unpleasant issues head on.

I’m the one always trying to dodge hurt feelings,

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In the wacky world of sex toy blogging, we, as bloggers, sometimes take for granted the easy access that we have to the most expensive toy lines out there. In doing so, we overlook the challenges our peeps living on a shoe-string budget have to deal with on the regular.

In other words, college students, single parents, and all the other real-world scenarios where buying a two or three hundred dollar sex toy is likely going to be completely out of the question.

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