Category: Dildos

 

DILDOS


Dildos, dildos, dildos, what can I say? They come in a huge spectrum of sizes, shapes and colors. As well as a variety of materials ranging from medical grade silicone, metal, wood, and glass. Follow along and see which ones are worth your money.

I begrudgingly admit to being the odd man out where the Njoy Pure Wand is concerned. Try as I might; I can never seem to find a way to make this legendary wand work for me. Truth is, I possess a bit of a phobia surrounding the hugely popular stainless-steel wand. 

My fear surrounds one of the Pure Wand’s rigid metal ends, somehow managing to get hung up on,

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This toy makes me smile. And why shouldn’t it? What with its cheerful shade of shamrock green and plucky caterpillar-inspired shape, replete with a tiny-little face beaming back at me.

It’s a true classic amongst the sex toy horde. I’d even venture to say that the Patchy Paul encapsulates Fun Factory as a brand. In other words, it’s a bright, cheery, unapologetically eccentric mascot of sorts. Not to mention,

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The Vixen Creations Leo Galaxy presents quite the dichotomy. It takes a classic, (almost pedestrian dildo) and pairs it up with what is, quite literally, an out-of-this-world design aesthetic.

But, if you ask me, sometimes simple is underrated. There’s nothing wrong with devouring a massive bowl of plain-old vanilla ice cream every once in a while. Along your journey to try all 31 flavors.

And, quite honestly, nothing comes close to describing the classic silhouette of Vixen Creations Leo,

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Frankly, I am amazed by Blush Novelties uncanny knack for remaining at the forefront of supplying sex toy enthusiasts with the body-safe toys we clamor to have. Toys that we’re legitimately proud to own.

Yet, what I find even more astonishing, is what I consider to be Blush’s, almost supernatural ability, to manufacture these trendy new toys at a fraction of the cost that we’d collectively grown accustomed to paying for them.

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Is it just me or does the We-Vibe Rave’s 7-inch, silicone-covered length, compounded by its somewhat angular-shape and corresponding sharp-edged seams look…what’s the word I’m searching for, here? Hmm…I don’t know… unnerving, or perhaps, slightly intimidating.

Let’s quickly flashback to the moments leading up to me trying the Rave for the first time.

I distinctly recall holding the Rave in my hand and feeling more than a tad apprehensive about this vibrator’s solid,

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Trust me when I tell you that you never want to go shopping with me at a thrift store. You’d doubtlessly grow impatient. While I’d still be pacing up and down the aisles of musty second-hand junk, gleefully grabbing handfuls of “treasure.”

Crystal Delights Star Delight BlueCrystal Delights Star Delight BlueYou’re better off to go ahead and wait in the car. Save yourself the trouble and embarrassment of walking up to the checkout counter with me. That way you won’t have to be seen standing next to me.

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Earlier this spring, the Blush Novelties Avant Pride line took the internet and sex blogging community by storm. Not long after the first campaign images hit Twitter and Instagram, excitement began to mount about this impressive new line of toys. A spin-off of Blush’s trendy new OG Avant line, created expressly to commemorate and celebrate LGBTQ+ Pride.

Avant Pride is a range of artisanal dildos and butt plugs that exhibit sharply defined bands of vibrant colors.

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